exquisite burn | szaleniec1000

Deserving Chapter 53

szaleniec1000 Oct 19, 2011 11:51

I'd almost given up checking for updates, then on I go to the Uber-Pit and what do I find? Ladies and gentlemen, this is it.

( It's also very long. )

show don't tell, exquisite burn, please form an orderly queue, how do i used tense, little snakes, pov!fail, welsh railway, fucking self-awareness how does it work, literal butthurt, the lowercase wizarding world, mary sue and gary stu, allcaps of doom, damning with faint praise, single is a douche, convention of the psychics, epic fail, rutting deer symbolism, wrong word dammit, alabaster bottom, department of redundancy department, badfic:deserving, i hate that you have a cock, you call that pacing, department of buggery, nudity for everyone, incantations do not work that way, kingsley is ooc, harry potter, epithet overload, said bookism, harry the pervert, continuity isn't optional, snape is ooc

Recursive Translation Theatre: Deserving Chapter 48

szaleniec1000 May 29, 2011 23:41

This is too much fun. I'm hoping to have Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 12 done tomorrow, but for now enjoy some exquisite burning. Or rather, Brent being good.

( NSFW )

harry potter, exquisite burn, rectuuum!, recursive translation theatre, badfic:deserving, meta, bad sex

Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. If you've been following the sporking so far, Chapter 48 needs no introduction. It's not even "just" the revelation about the Dursleys did to Harry, but Chapter 48 is just all of the worst of Deserving distilled into a single chapter. Think about that for a moment.

( Deserving Chapter 48 (NSFW, of course) )

show don't tell, close harmony conversation, exquisite burn, please form an orderly queue, paedofinder general, lamarcked ones, reading the books is a good idea, pov!fail, rectuuum!, mary sue and gary stu, allcaps of doom, celebrian wants her buttplug back, you fail paediatrics forever, dumbledorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!, single is a douche, convention of the psychics, dada, minerva is ooc, epic fail, waterloo road did it better, please recycle where facilities exist, how many tags does this chapter have, ivory seed, wrong word dammit, bad sex, the dursleys aren't paedophiles, badfic:deserving, anvil of foreshadowing, i hate that you have a cock, centaur of gor, doubt your commitment to sparkle motion, mione my arse, ministrations, incantations do not work that way, screw karma, harry potter, brain bleach, said bookism, singularity of fail, continuity isn't optional